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Personnel Changelog · Quinn Brewer · Rev. History

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Changelog — Quinn Brewer (Human, v33.x) Latest First
v33.4.0 2026.05.01

Major Release — "The Portfolio Incident"

Added: Entire personal archive website. Unclear if this constitutes productivity or its opposite.

Changed: Sleep schedule now optimized for "one more CSS tweak" cycles. Peak performance window shifted to 1:00–3:00 AM.

Fixed: Recurring issue where motivation to update resume redirected into building elaborate side projects instead.

Known Issue: Still has not updated the resume.

v33.3.2 2026.03.15

Patch — "The Font Situation"

Changed: Discovered Departure Mono. Subsequently re-evaluated every font choice made in the previous 10 years.

Deprecated: Ability to look at any website without mentally cataloging its typeface.

Fixed: Opinion on serifs. Previous opinion was wrong. Current opinion is also probably wrong.

v33.2.0 2026.01.08

Minor Release — "New Year, Same Build"

Added: Resolution to "build more things." Immediately began building a system to track which things to build.

Removed: Previous year's resolution to "build more things" (rolled over, unresolved).

Fixed: Coffee consumption normalized to sustainable levels. Sustainable defined as "slightly less than yesterday."

v33.0.0 2025.08.14

Major Release — "Birthday Deployment"

Changed: Incremented major version. No breaking changes planned but historically inevitable.

Added: Newfound appreciation for the passage of time. Runs in background, cannot be terminated.

Breaking: Knees.

v32.11.0 2025.05.22

Minor Release — "The Ranking Compulsion"

Added: Irresistible urge to rank things. First observed ranking: "The Top 7 Drawer Organizers, by Emotional Satisfaction." Published to no audience.

Changed: Definition of "productive weekend" expanded to include creating elaborate spreadsheets about sandwich construction.

Fixed: Nothing. Everything is functioning as designed. The design is the problem.

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