RNK-0002 'Worst 5 Industrial Lubricants for Domestic Use'

A cautionary index of lubricants that should never leave the factory floor, ranked by their capacity to ruin a weekend.

01. Molybdenum Disulfide Grease

The smell alone constitutes a zoning violation. Removes itself from containers without provocation.

02. Cutting Fluid (Neat Oil, Type III)

Designed for machines. Applied to a squeaky door hinge, it will silence the hinge and also your will to live.